The french paradox : why aren’t the french fat ?
Friday 29 June 2012
This is a
question which has puzzled me for quite sometime, how can a nation of cheese
eating grease-lovers who devour duck legs cooked in their own fat at regular
intervals NOT be a race of absolute heffalumps? Why are the fairly plain tasted
English cursed by obesity – we may like our chain restaurants but by heaven, we’re
not America!
One answer
to this conundrum could be that all French women wear black masking their
enormous wobbly thighs from the human eye and undulating tummies from years of
munching fois gras. To be honest this theory is ridiculous, they’re just NOT
fat…why??
Lets look
at fois gras. French people love it,
hell, I love it. It’s a delicacy, and what does it mean “Greasy Liver”. Nuff said.
The French word “Gourmande” describes a number of different things, Something
luxurious, something eaten to the excess, someone who loves food and eats a lot,
something rich in butter or cream. What it doesn’t mean is “greedy”, its not pejorative
its charming, as in “awww look at Cat polishing off her 7th
chocolate éclair, she’s so gourmande, awwwww”.
This kind
of behavior is welcomed in France, That’s why they like me here! Never before
have I indulged so much as I have in France, eating in restaurants where they
bring you course after course… amuse bouche, starter, fish, meat, amuse bouche
cheese dessert, petits fours, chocolates, vomit, nap.
So I’m sat
on a crowded metro at the moment and I can see only one person who could even
be considered as festively plump. This is crazy!
Do the English
government inject evil fat growing cells individually into crumpets? The answer
is no, almost definitely not.
My theory
is so…
1. French people don’t snack. Remember
that pack o f chocolate caramel digestives you’ve got hidden under your desk
and you only said you were gonna have one and then the whole packet was gone
and you’re a Heffalump? Yes they eat pastries for breakfast, but they’re also a
lot more controlled and rigid in their mealtimes!
2. They eat a big lunch. Appauled by
our culture of a quick sandwich at the desk. Many French people have a 2 hour
lunch break where they have a proper meal. They digest it throughout the
afternoon and dinner is a far more casual affair.
3. The French tend to eat an abundance
of fresh ingredients, vegetables and a good balance of all food groups, they
tend to steer away from ready meals as well.
I’m not
dissing England, we know hoz to cook and eat well. But you can’t deny our
habits are different. First time I ate a big lunch at 12 midday complete with
aperitifs and mountain of cheese, I was sick in my boyfriend’s brother’s waste
paper basket. Certainly made an impression on the family.
But now I’m
used to it and am I starting to ressemble a large elephant like creature with
bingo wings? No, I’m pretty much the same as I’ve always been.
But I still
don’t get it, so people here’s a great diet plan to rival that of Butterfields
(chocolate quails eggs, fluffy ruffs, garlic pudding) come to france, eat til
you pass out and never get fat. hmmmm To me this doesn’t seem plausible.
I think I’ll
have to think it our again!
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